The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin) Bill Watterson More Quotes by Bill Watterson More Quotes From Bill Watterson Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems? Bill Watterson inspirational peace life People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. Bill Watterson witty inspirational funny Verbing weirds language. Bill Watterson english-language comic language Planet Bog - Pools of toxic chemicals bubble under a choking atmosphere of poisonous gases... but aside from that, it's not much like Earth. Bill Watterson toxic atmosphere earth I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. Bill Watterson mom motivational children I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing. Bill Watterson calvin-and-hobbes-friendship skills real Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book. Bill Watterson reading rain book You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help. Bill Watterson rockets good-luck lucky Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves. Bill Watterson six-year-olds six years I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. Bill Watterson want education school Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em? Bill Watterson guy humorous thinking MOMMMM, I'm thirsty... What's this, just water? Bill Watterson thirsty water A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic. Bill Watterson color perfect order Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books. Bill Watterson bed chocolate book You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens. Bill Watterson chemistry ingredients design Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth? Bill Watterson life-is faces people Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. Bill Watterson hobbes winning snow Calvin: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it. We think it's funny. Don't you think it's odd that we appreciate absurdity? Why would we develop that way? How does it benefit us? Hobbes: I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life. Bill Watterson appreciate giving thinking Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice. Bill Watterson speaking-up talking thinking I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation. Bill Watterson homework skills use
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