The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement. E. W. Howe More Quotes by E. W. Howe More Quotes From E. W. Howe Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better. E. W. Howe littlesfriendshipenemy If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. E. W. Howe motherfunnychildren The way out of trouble is never as simple as the way in E. W. Howe simpletrialsway One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself. E. W. Howe respectliteraturemen Bravery is knowledge of the cowardice of the enemy. E. W. Howe braverycourageenemy There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's sleep. E. W. Howe good-nightsleeppeople Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. E. W. Howe worrymenlife The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. E. W. Howe wisdomwisemen For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone. E. W. Howe marriagewifemen One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. E. W. Howe difficultcostworld When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. E. W. Howe patiencerelationshipfriendship Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer. E. W. Howe secret-loveanniversarywaiting A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. E. W. Howe womenlooksbreakfast An honest answer is the sign of true friendship. E. W. Howe true-friendwiseanswers There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it. E. W. Howe marriagemoneymen At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world. E. W. Howe womenhusbandworld When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time. E. W. Howe regretmenlife To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation. E. W. Howe flirtymarriageregret Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time. E. W. Howe growingworrytime There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a sheep looks to a wolf. E. W. Howe sheepfoodmen
