The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin. Jerry Coleman More Quotes by Jerry Coleman More Quotes From Jerry Coleman Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres! Jerry Coleman wallstupidityway And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4. Jerry Coleman humorbaseballfunny Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican? Jerry Coleman humorbaseballfunny He slides into second with a stand-up double. Jerry Coleman double-standardslidesbaseball Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen. Jerry Coleman humorbaseballfunny Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel. Jerry Coleman humorbaseballfunny There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base. Jerry Coleman wallbaseballfunny There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number. Jerry Coleman humorbaseballfunny Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has. Jerry Coleman humorbaseballfunny The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century. Jerry Coleman humorbaseballfunny A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on. Jerry Coleman baseballsportsfunny Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding. Jerry Coleman daughterbaseballfunny Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles. Jerry Coleman humorbaseballfunny The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five. Jerry Coleman humorbaseballfunny That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it. Jerry Coleman humorbaseballfunny Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall. Jerry Coleman fourteenthreerose I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over. Jerry Coleman couplebaseballfunny You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you. Jerry Coleman downsizingliableasks I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this. Jerry Coleman humorbaseballfunny The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside. Jerry Coleman humorbaseballfunny
