The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor. Sam Ewing More Quotes by Sam Ewing More Quotes From Sam Ewing Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all. Sam Ewing successattitudemotivational It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours. Sam Ewing inspirationallovelife When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day. Sam Ewing eggsmotherthinking If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it. Sam Ewing insultdollarspersons The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford. Sam Ewing buying-somethingsaving-moneybuying If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light. Sam Ewing fatslightifs Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done. Sam Ewing life-and-lovehumorousinspirational Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork. Sam Ewing bikinistechnologypeople When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood. Sam Ewing childhoodfatherhoodhome Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it. Sam Ewing businesssimplesuccess As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it. Sam Ewing librarydoechildren Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long. Sam Ewing foreverlongthinking Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them. Sam Ewing pocketsfashionlittles Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. Sam Ewing hilariousbirthdayfunny The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect. Sam Ewing nervesdifferencesgovernment Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. Sam Ewing shelvescomputerbook President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it. Sam Ewing governmentbusinessideas In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'. Sam Ewing debtphrasesmarriage Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from. Sam Ewing young-generationgenerationsparent An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame. Sam Ewing blamelastsexperts
