There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly. Helen Rowland More Quotes by Helen Rowland More Quotes From Helen Rowland To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is "misunderstood" or that he is "different;" none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more than merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good. Helen Rowland misunderstood wise men After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. Helen Rowland women marriage husband There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast. Helen Rowland marriage humorous food One man's folly is another man's wife. Helen Rowland marriage men funny There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way. Helen Rowland usual love men Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward. Helen Rowland loneliness mistake love-is The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions. Helen Rowland illusion vanity sex When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window. Helen Rowland perfect doors window A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete. Helen Rowland eye men looks When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart. Helen Rowland heart giving men Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved. Helen Rowland widowers relieved Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. Helen Rowland ashtrays licking kissing Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? Helen Rowland flirty sweet-love girl Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers. Helen Rowland achieve poor men It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing. Helen Rowland alaska half love There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up. Helen Rowland certain husband feels A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one. Helen Rowland tangled women order A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it. Helen Rowland mistake jobs men Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. Helen Rowland women half time Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain. Helen Rowland worst marriage ends
