There is nothing quite as loud as the silence of an audience when a comedian is on stage. Dominic Holland More Quotes by Dominic Holland More Quotes From Dominic Holland Apathy in youth culture is pretty stark. Dominic Holland prettyapathyyouthculture I don't like false modesty. Dominic Holland falselikefalse-modestymodesty Stand-up comedy is not for the faint-hearted or the thin-skinned. Dominic Holland stand-up-comedycomedy Even though Bandos is one of the biggest islands in the Maldives, it only takes 20 minutes to walk round. All it has are some chalets and a little harbour centre with three restaurants and a bar. The food is magnificent. Dominic Holland walksomethreefood I always think stand-up is the most brutal environment for a comedian. Dominic Holland thinkalwayscomedianenvironment I was spectacularly average at school, while my two brothers did really well academically. But my dad never said I didn't try hard enough. He knew I did my best. Dominic Holland neverbestdadschool When I was a little boy, I was fascinated by the way my dad used to laugh at the telly, and from a very early age, I had an idea of what was funny and why people laughed. Dominic Holland laughagefunnypeople Making people laugh is the only thing I've ever done naturally. Dominic Holland laughonlydonepeople All kids should vote - it gives them the opportunity to whinge afterwards because you can't complain if you haven't voted. Dominic Holland complainyouvoteopportunity Where I live in south London, it is a very Tory area, so a Labour vote is a wasted vote. My leanings would certainly be not to vote Tory. Dominic Holland livewherevotelondon Tom has a gilded life which I have had a glimpse of. Yes, he does travel in private jets. Dominic Holland heglimpselifetravel The garden is something I always try to get into, but it always beats me. Dominic Holland trymealwaysgarden I've written 'Eclipsed' as a funny story. It is completely bonkers. Dominic Holland eclipsedstorywrittenfunny How I've fed my kids over the years is by doing stand-up comedy in clubs. Dominic Holland overdoinghowcomedy I find it pressurising coming to the Voodoo Rooms to do my hour of comedy. Dominic Holland hourcomingfindcomedy I had a crisis of confidence and ran away from being a standup for a while. Dominic Holland awaybeingconfidencecrisis Edinburgh is the most pressurised environment to do comedy. You get an hour. There's no compere. You'd better be on the money straight away; you've got journalists in. Dominic Holland betteryoucomedymoney It's not cool to be star-struck. Dominic Holland cool I am a professional comedian, a published novelist, and a general wit for hire. Dominic Holland generalprofessionali-amwit I am the first to admit that I have never been a household name. Dominic Holland namei-amneveradmit
