There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making... by Jim Gaffigan

There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.

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Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Li... by Jim Gaffigan

Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor."

medicine opposites funny

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"

glasses humor funny

Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always like to hang around there, try and meet the ladies. "Here, I'll pump for you. You come to this Wendy's often? My roommate and I, we got a pony pump back at my dorm. Here's an extra shot "

glasses giving funny

You think when gym teachers were younger, they're thinking, "You know, I want to teach...but I don't want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?"

humor teacher funny

You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.

dog names funny

I am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like, "Yeah, I'll have a glass of water, you want a shot of Jäger? You want eight of 'em?"

glasses humor funny

It took me a long time to understand not to get caught up in other people's expectations. It really comes down to creative fulfillment. It took me a while to realize I don't want to just be on a show to be on a show.

expectations long people

If only opening a Vitamin Water could be classified as working ou... by Jim Gaffigan

If only opening a Vitamin Water could be classified as working out.

vitamins work-out water

This city has so many beautiful women. I fall in love like every ten minutes, I'm sitting on the subway, I'm like, "There's my wife... there she is - oh, she's getting off. All right, there's the woman - all right, that's a man."

falling-in-love beautiful funny

I was watching Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, "Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?" You know it's just some stubborn scientist. "Yeah, that one there's the male seahorse." And his assistant's like, "Uh, Bill, that one's having a baby." ... "The male has the baby. You're fired."

animal baby funny

The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese... by Jim Gaffigan

The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?

cheese real people

I do Sierra Mist commercials not because they pay me a lot of money or because it only takes a couple of days. I do it because I have a respect for all sodas and I like to communicate that. Some people say soda, some people say pop, where I'm from in Indiana they called it breakfast.

couple people breakfast

I'm a big eater. I mean, a lot of my stand-up is about food, and you write about what you know, and that's the only thing I know. I don't know anything else.

bigs writing mean

I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere.

sincere cake stuff

I worked on USA Today as a topic for while. I tried to do something on hand chairs, chairs that look like hands. I really tried. But some topics are not truly universal.

usa hands looks

There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me... by Jim Gaffigan

There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.

comedian parent thinking

My whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize laziness, and people identify with that.

guy laziness people

Manhattan's probably one of the bluest parts in the country, and Indiana's definitely one of the redder states. I have sympathy for both sides.

manhattan indiana country

Really, there are two types of people who go bowling. There are people who really, really love bowling. Then there are the people that are like: wouldnt it be hysterical if we went bowling?

bowling two people

I've always wanted to be an actor. I've never planned on the acting and the stand-up feeding each other; they've always been separate desires.

actors acting desire