This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus. George Lopez More Quotes by George Lopez More Quotes From George Lopez [There's] a joke that I've done forever: 'Nowadays they say that the largest majority of people will be Latino and you'll tell scary stories to your grandkids: "A long time ago when I was growing up, there used to be people who were white," and the kid says, "Really?" and you say, "Yeah, like the man who cuts our grass."' I've had that line forever and I love it. George Lopez growing-up cutting kids You're never going to be a Yankee for a day, or you're never going to be a Laker, but with Pro-Ams, they allow you to feel like you're a professional golfer and play under their conditions. George Lopez lakers yankees play My wife gave me a book before we got married, Oh, the Places You'll Go!, by Dr. Seuss. She was trying to tell me something, about what I was capable of, but I didn't get it. Over time, I've sort of lived the message in that book, and I couldn't have without what golf taught me. So I put it in my bag while I played the Old Course, and on the last hole when I posed on the Swilcan Bridge, I held it up. George Lopez bridges golf book We need to get better at voting and be a voice for the people who do not have one. George Lopez voting voice people Sometimes when you win, you think you're going to get everything to go your way. George Lopez winning way thinking Finally there is someone that you can invest in that looks like you, speaks like you, relates to things you relate to, and make our culture okay to talk about. George Lopez speak culture looks Making a movie about one group of people isolates the larger majority. That's what I require of the projects that I'm involved with. I would not ever make a movie strictly for Latinos. George Lopez majority groups people I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV. George Lopez uncles couple fighting As Latinos, you want [people] to come to America - not necessarily Latinos, but [anyone who wants] to come here for a better life. That's kind of how this country was founded and the history of this country. George Lopez country america people I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe George Lopez chests breathe pain At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom. George Lopez humor mom funny Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters. George Lopez able should character We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt! George Lopez humor boys funny Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready. George Lopez max humor funny I never realized I could love people as much as I do now. George Lopez people Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them. George Lopez comedy nice funny When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show George Lopez stations cables shows If you read social media, you can see how immigration is such a hot-button debate and [a hotbed] of ignorance. You know there's guys that say immigrants come here, and they create so much crime and they take jobs. There's multiple sides to every story. George Lopez media ignorance jobs I do everything one at a time, one day at a time. It's the only way I can do all what I want. I stopped watching [most of] the news and entertainment shows. I think it's helped me to stay a little clearer. Do I need to know what Kevin Federline is doing? And I don't sleep a lot. I'm always connected to [my work]. George Lopez one-day-at-a-time sleep thinking D.C. is a great place. The music, jazz, has always been great here, the restaurants have always been fantastic here. And there's been a lot of changes in this city over the last 30 years, and all for the better. George Lopez here-and-there cities years
