Two quick updates on shows that you may think you may be getting tickets to or you already have tickets to: The Wellmont Theater in New Jersey — not doing it, also the Royal Oak Theater in Michigan, due to the segregation of them forcing people to show up with vaccinations ... I am also not doing those shows.

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You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just tal... by Jim Breuer

You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about?

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Why do we hide all the bullshit? Life is life. Why hide it? by Jim Breuer

Why do we hide all the bullshit? Life is life. Why hide it?

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You tell your guy friends you got engaged, it's like hearing someone died. 'What happened man? Wow. He was so young, man. What happened? He had his whole life ahead of him. Wow, I just saw him yesterday.

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I consider myself a modern-day dad, where I still got rock'n'roll in me, but yet I take being a parent and relationships very seriously in life. I'm tired of the image of the father as a fat, beer-chugging, stupid guy. That image has to change. I'm changing it, baby, one city at a time.

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Girls, do yourself a favor, don't ever bring us anywhere to pick anything out - ever, ever. You don't need us there.

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