Jim Breuer Professions : Stand-up comedianBorn : June 21, 1967 Browse All Authors Top 6 quotes by Jim Breuer You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about? Jim Breuer stonerstalkingfunny Why do we hide all the bullshit? Life is life. Why hide it? Jim Breuer bullshitlife-is You tell your guy friends you got engaged, it's like hearing someone died. 'What happened man? Wow. He was so young, man. What happened? He had his whole life ahead of him. Wow, I just saw him yesterday. Jim Breuer guyyesterdaymen I consider myself a modern-day dad, where I still got rock'n'roll in me, but yet I take being a parent and relationships very seriously in life. I'm tired of the image of the father as a fat, beer-chugging, stupid guy. That image has to change. I'm changing it, baby, one city at a time. Jim Breuer dadbabyfather Girls, do yourself a favor, don't ever bring us anywhere to pick anything out - ever, ever. You don't need us there. Jim Breuer favorsgirlneeds Two quick updates on shows that you may think you may be getting tickets to or you already have tickets to: The Wellmont Theater in New Jersey — not doing it, also the Royal Oak Theater in Michigan, due to the segregation of them forcing people to show up with vaccinations ... I am also not doing those shows. Jim Breuer Similar Authors Brandon T. Jackson stand-up-comedian Amy Schumer stand-up-comedian Bob Newhart stand-up-comedian Al Murray stand-up-comedian Bernie Mac stand-up-comedian Ben Elton stand-up-comedianAll Authors
