We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it... by Roald Dahl

We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.

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If you are good life is good. by Roald Dahl

If you are good life is good.

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Life is more fun if you play games. by Roald Dahl

Life is more fun if you play games.

playing-games life-is fun

All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that th... by Roald Dahl

All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.

done reading views

I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.

routine simple thinking

There is something about very cold weather that gives one an enormous appetite. Most of us find ourselves beginning to crave rich steaming stews and hot apple pies and all kinds of delicious warming dishes; and because we are all a great deal luckier than we realize, we usually get what we want—or near enough.

apples pie weather

The matter with human beans," the BFG went on, "is that they is absolutely refusing to believe in anything unless they is actually seeing it right in front of their own schnozzles.

beans matter believe

The reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are v... by Roald Dahl

The reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.

plot reason ideas

Matilda said, "Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it's unbelievable.

crazy half want

A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is a... by Roald Dahl

A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom.

daze freedom stupid

It is most unlikely. But--here comes the big "but"--not impossibl... by Roald Dahl

It is most unlikely. But--here comes the big "but"--not impossible.

magic impossible life

Words," he said, "is oh such a twitch-tickling problem to me all... by Roald Dahl

Words," he said, "is oh such a twitch-tickling problem to me all my life.

tickling problem said

Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it.

naughty practice sex

Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.

appreciate home school

Don't gobblefunk around with words. by Roald Dahl

Don't gobblefunk around with words.

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I am totally convinced that most grown-ups have completely forgotten what is it like to be a child between the ages of five and then... I can remember exactly what it was like. I am certain I can.

age remember children

If I were a headmaster, I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead and my pupils would study a subject that affected all of them.

cooking food teacher

All through my school life I was appalled by the fact that masters and senior boys were allowed quite literally to wound other boys, and sometimes very severely.

senior boys school

Rainbow drops - suck them and you can spit in six different colou... by Roald Dahl

Rainbow drops - suck them and you can spit in six different colours.

rainbow six different

The snozberries taste like snozberries! by Roald Dahl

The snozberries taste like snozberries!

I asked my mum, who's a very clever psychotherapist, and she says that kids love stories about death; they need it, they need to have stories that deal with death and explain it, as a place to put their fears.

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