We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out. Sarah Silverman More Quotes by Sarah Silverman More Quotes From Sarah Silverman If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. Sarah Silverman succeed beautiful character I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do. Sarah Silverman compromise want stuff I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I'm not against marriage but it's just not for me. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't have a problem if you want a hamburger. Sarah Silverman vegetarian hamburgers want My dad was a bedwetter; I think his dad was a bedwetter. I like to talk about it because it's something that I thought would be my deepest, darkest secret my whole life, and then you become an adult, and it's not. Sarah Silverman dad secret thinking I got jury duty and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. Like, you should put 'I hate chinks'." And I said, "I'm not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty. I don't want people to think that about me." So instead I wrote, "I love chinks." And who doesn't? Sarah Silverman hate writing funny I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends. Sarah Silverman ignorant opposites thinking I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness. Sarah Silverman childhood darkness thinking I'm very lucky in that I still experience highs and lows. And I think those lows are important. But I am not totally paralyzed, and it keeps me from just complete state of paralysis - and emotionally and really kind of almost physically. Sarah Silverman lucky important thinking I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse. Sarah Silverman humor love-is funny Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing. Sarah Silverman burden felt remember If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon. Sarah Silverman humor moon funny I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror. Sarah Silverman mirrors kind thinking You can be Hitler and go to confession and say forgive me, Father, I killed six million Jews, and the priest would just be like no problem. Say 10 Heil Marys. And Hitler goes to heaven. Sarah Silverman forgive-me heaven father [I'm] almost positive there is no God. Sarah Silverman there-is-no-god I'd rather have a girl exposed to me than 25 women in prom dresses vying for a stranger. Sarah Silverman girl stranger dresses I've always kept my overhead low so I could do whatever I want. I think of myself as lazy with spurts of getting a lot done. I find myself rooting against things sometimes because I get excited at the thought of a clean slate. Sarah Silverman lazy done thinking I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not. Sarah Silverman humor funny People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again. Sarah Silverman smile-because mouths people All comics want to be musicians. There's a part of me that wants to be a serious musician. I love songs about heartache and heartbreak. Sarah Silverman heartache musician song I can only speak from my own experience, and I would say that the depression I experienced feels like a chemical change. When it came over me, when it comes over me, it feels like it's coming over me like a flu. Sarah Silverman chemicals flu speak
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