When I open a refrigerator door and the light goes on, I want to perform. Mickey Rooney More Quotes by Mickey Rooney More Quotes From Mickey Rooney I keep going because if you stop, you stop. Why retire? Inspire. Mickey Rooney moving-onretirementinspirational Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. Mickey Rooney weddingmarriagefunny You always pass failure on the way to success. Mickey Rooney successmotivationallife Hollywood has unfortunately become a memory. It's nothing but a sign on the side of a hill. Mickey Rooney hollywoodsidesmemories Dont retire - inspire...Theres a lot to be done Mickey Rooney retiringdoneinspire Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch been weaker, had the gods been kinder, had the dice been hotter, this could have been a one-sentence story: Once upon a time I lived happily ever after. Mickey Rooney scotchonce-upon-a-timestories Look, I come from vaudeville, I come from burlesque, I come from heartaches, I come from sadness, I come from gladness, I come from work and sweat and respect for the craft. Mickey Rooney heartachesweatsadness I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more. Mickey Rooney regretdonewish I hear Jerry Falwell every Sunday here talking about the devil and Hollywood. . . . I'm gonna write him a letter. Hollywood wasn't built on filth and dirt - it was built on talent. Mickey Rooney sundaywritingtalking Someone once asked me what I want on my epitaph when I pass away. Just the words 'I tried.' That's what this game of life is all about. Trying. There's the tryers, the criers, and the liars. Mickey Rooney passing-awaygamesliars Hey kids! Let's put on a show! Mickey Rooney heyshowskids Now. Now is the most important time of all of your young lives. And what does now stand for - N-O-W? No Other Way. That's the only time - NOW! Mickey Rooney importantdoelife When I was 19 years old, I was the number one star of the world for two years. When I was 40, nobody wanted me. Mickey Rooney starsjobstwo To those seniors, and especially elderly veterans like myself, I want to tell you this: You are not alone, and you having nothing to be ashamed of. If elder abuse happened to me, it can happen to anyone. I want you to know that you deserve better. Mickey Rooney elderlyveterans-daysenior I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me. Mickey Rooney shoesbootsuse I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. Mickey Rooney marriagemenfunny A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short. Mickey Rooney divorcepeoplethinking Life is an infiltration course. We all try and get through it. We all try and get through it unscathed - maybe not hurt, not bruised. No bones broken, maybe a few hearts here and there. Mickey Rooney hurtheartlife God bless the universe, God bless Japanese, Chinese, Indians, all of them and let's have peace. Mickey Rooney god-blessblesschinese The audience and I are friends. They allowed me to grow up with them. I've let them down several times. They've let me down several times. But we're all family. Mickey Rooney let-megrowing-upgrows
