When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out. Lewis Black More Quotes by Lewis Black More Quotes From Lewis Black I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. So it's hard for me to come up with things, because I don't write stuff, I don't write my act down. Lewis Black odd stuff writing I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later. Lewis Black hours drunk morning There's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what Christ was talking about. Lewis Black christian believe thinking I do like Guinness, I have to say, because you feel like you're eating something. Lewis Black like-you eating feels I'd like the campaigning to be about all the things they're not going to do. Just tell me what you're not going do! Don't tell me what you're going to do. Just say "I'd really like to do solar energy but I'm not going to be able to. I really want to dig holes everywhere in the country but I really won't be able to do it because people seem to think that maybe my water will be screwed up." Lewis Black water country thinking A lot of the times I'm looking at something that I discover is part of a larger framework and not just a couple jokes. I see that it's a set, a story that I'll be telling. Sometimes I get lost in that. Lewis Black couple stories sometimes The Droid I had actually seemed to have free will, which I thought was interesting. Lewis Black free-will interesting I hammer on a theme until I'm tired of it and the audience is tired of it. Lewis Black theme hammers tired The one thing I’ve learned in my lifetime is that we’ve got to get to the middle before we start pushing things in other directions. We’ve gotta get to the middle, and they have to sit down and decide how to do things. Lewis Black politics All food is comfort food. Maybe I just like to chew. Lewis Black just like comfort food
