Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT! Jase Robertson More Quotes by Jase Robertson More Quotes From Jase Robertson Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase. Jase Robertson things-in-life cutting I've been showing up late and dirty all my life. Jase Robertson showing-up late dirty I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair. Jase Robertson facial meaning-of-christmas hair Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are. Jase Robertson truck who-you-are reflection I'm just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family. I love playing dominos and card games and hunting and fishing. That's just what I like to do. Jase Robertson hunting simple love-is We simply want to follow God because we knows of the happiness it will bring, that's the reason that we chose to be open about our beliefs. Jase Robertson belief reason want Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth. Jase Robertson frogs earth fun God's first, then family, then whatever else you love. Jase Robertson marriage love firsts My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time. Jase Robertson ducks wife hate Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it. Jase Robertson mountain groups terrible Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks. Jase Robertson ducks ifs forget When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way. Jase Robertson redneck doubt way A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying. Jase Robertson ducks flying sitting At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese. Jase Robertson the-end-of-the-day ducks earth We only call at ducks when their rear ends are towards us. If I'm looking at you and you call my name, then I know where the sound came from. But if you had your back to me and I holler and you turn around, you would assume somebody hollered. You want your decoys to represent the sound that you're making. Jase Robertson name looking me you I thought Clint Eastwood was cool in all the western movies, but I'm not gonna drive somewhere he's at and stand in line to see him. I told Missy, my wife, 'The only person I'd stand in line for is God Almighty. You made the universe? All right, I'll get in line!' Jase Robertson cool you wife god If people want to simulate a godly lifestyle - great. If they don't - good luck with that. Jase Robertson great good luck people Men were created to have facial hair like women were created to be smooth-faced. Well, not all women. I've seen pockets where that's not the case, and that's not good. Jase Robertson good women hair men I'm of the opinion that a duck does not change styles every time it crosses a state line. I think they sound the same way from Canada all the way to the coast. As far as championship calling... I realize that a duck could not win a world championship, and that's why I don't do that. When it comes to duck calling, our judges have wings. Jase Robertson win change time world I've always said the key to killing a lot of mallards if you live on the East Coast is to move west. The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are. Jase Robertson live you always hunting
