Wit doesn't make girls pretty. Jeanne Calment More Quotes by Jeanne Calment More Quotes From Jeanne Calment Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life. Jeanne Calment smile laughter happiness I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine. Jeanne Calment fine feels Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program. Jeanne Calment humor funny believe I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it. Jeanne Calment wrinkles sitting I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible. Jeanne Calment funny long years If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it. Jeanne Calment ifs worry I didn't like mundane life. Jeanne Calment mundane-life mundane I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky. Jeanne Calment pleasure regret lucky I think I will die laughing. Jeanne Calment dies laughing thinking When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me. Jeanne Calment coffins grandchildren daughter [On being the oldest living human being:] God must have forgotten me. Jeanne Calment humans age forgotten I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often. Jeanne Calment mascara cry laughing I wait for death and journalists. Jeanne Calment journalist waiting I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing. Jeanne Calment passionate All babies are beautiful. Jeanne Calment beautiful baby Every age has its happiness and troubles. Jeanne Calment trouble age I've been forgotten by our Good Lord. Jeanne Calment lord forgotten He who hugs too much, hugs badly! Jeanne Calment bear-hugs hug too-much Death doesn't frighten me; now I can think peacefully of ending a long life. Jeanne Calment scary long thinking I'm not afraid of anything. Jeanne Calment not-afraid
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