You can just keep getting it worse until you have to pull back and let the audience breathe. But yeah, I really love digging.

Ricky Gervais

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Dear Religion, This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school. Yours, Science.

men children school

Some [people] are really smart. You know who you are. Some [people] are really thick. Unfortunately, you don't know who you are.

smart knows people

If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things.

jokes terrible world

For any of you who don't know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker, and more easily bought.

kim golden oscars

It annoys me that the burden of proof is on us. It should be "You came up with the idea. Why do you believe it?" I could tell you I've got superpowers. But I can't go up to people saying "Prove I can't fly." They'd go: "What do you mean 'Prove you can't fly'? Prove you can!"

fear mean believe

I don't believe in about 2700 Gods. Christians don't believe in 2699 Gods. They're nearly as atheistic as me.

dont-believe christian believe

I have to be excited, I have to have an adrenaline rush about doing something, or it bores me, I feel trapped.

adrenaline bores excited

Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in... by Ricky Gervais

Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.

reading funny people

I think doing something creative is the most important thing to me, and I think it's probably just good for the soul for anyone, whatever it is. You don't have to be a film director - you can do gardening or something - but I think everyone needs to create something.

creative soul thinking

We didn't evolve; God made us. So I just want to explain to you exactly how that happened... Some of the things you'll hear do sound a little bit far-fetched. I admit that. Then I found out that the other name for The Bible is The Gospel, so it is all true. Luckily, the clue is in the title.

titles names sound

The next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself.

next-time next moments

Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins.

cat suicide death

I've probably done the odd thing. I've probably done more than I would have done and some things you don't say no to. You don't say no to working with "The Simpsons"... the greatest comedy show on television. You mustn't. Even though going to my bad judgment, I remember saying that all I can do is make this show slightly worse.

odd-things done television

Everyday life is interesting enough, whether it be in an office or being ignored on the set of something supposedly more glamorous.

being-ignored office interesting

Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you've got to want it.

honor giving men

In a safe Western world where we're not being shot at and we're not starving, the worst thing that happens to us most days is someone's rude to us, or we accidentally insult someone. Social faux pas is the worst thing that happens to most people, most days, so we've got to concentrate on that, really.

rude people world

I don't feel any pressure at all because I don't care. That's an occupational hazard... but if you're doing anything of any worth, and not doing something that's safe and anodyne and trying to be populist and a national treasure, then you've got to assume that as many people hate what you do - and you - as like what you do and like you.

hate trying people

I'm a militant fundamentalist atheist. I'm going to get on a crowded train, unbutton my coat and say rational things. People will be hurt.

atheist hurt people

That’s the other thing I learned that day, that the truth, however shocking or uncomfortable, in the end leads to liberation and dignity.

liberation dignity ends

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'

beard atheism people