You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid. Charles Barkley More Quotes by Charles Barkley More Quotes From Charles Barkley I don't care what people think. people are stupid. Charles Barkley basketballstupidthinking Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. Charles Barkley humorbasketballsports I May Be Wrong but I Doubt It. Charles Barkley basketballdoubtmay People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn't put a deer in the game. Charles Barkley gamesrunningpeople He'll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to. Charles Barkley nbawinningwant We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic. Charles Barkley basketballfunnysex My message is simple: take control of your life Charles Barkley control-of-your-lifesimplemessages If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world? Charles Barkley cutebabypeople Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them. Charles Barkley votingguycollege This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue. Charles Barkley issueshatewhite Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now. Charles Barkley grandmotherathletesports I'm not paid to be a role model. I'm paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court. Charles Barkley role-modelsrolesbasketball Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season. Charles Barkley basketballmenfunny I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It's not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn't like it, they said, Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Parents have to take better control. Charles Barkley growing-upmomsports All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine. Charles Barkley basketballwould-belong I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint. Charles Barkley saintcausesthank-god If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming. Charles Barkley basketballrunningsports Poor white people and poor black people just don't know how much they have in common. Rich people don't give a damn about either group. Charles Barkley basketballwhitepeople It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife. Charles Barkley nbahomefunny I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove. Charles Barkley clockgirlwatches
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