You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I... by Harvey Korman

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.

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Tape "Seinfeld" for me. by Harvey Korman

Tape "Seinfeld" for me.

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Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned buildi... by Harvey Korman

Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

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Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

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Funny is when you're serious. by Harvey Korman

Funny is when you're serious.

People who become comedians… come from pain, come from conflict. by Harvey Korman

People who become comedians… come from pain, come from conflict.

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And it's tough traveling. You know, the hotels and the airports and all that. That part, eating and getting around to the hotel room and then going on.

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I played Hamlet, I played Chekhov and Ibsen and all the classics. by Harvey Korman

I played Hamlet, I played Chekhov and Ibsen and all the classics.

I went to the Goodman School of Drama in Chicago. by Harvey Korman

I went to the Goodman School of Drama in Chicago.

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You asked what is the secret of a really good sketch. And it is a sketch is a small play. It's got a beginning, and a middle and an end. It should have a plot; it should have the characters, conflict. It is a little play. And in it, will be funny stuff.

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They say it's good but I didn't know what I was doing until I got into the suit and they put the moustache on me, and somehow, when I got all the drag on, it came out. It was the most amazing thing. I'm truly extraordinary.

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Then I got out of the service, and I was going to be a Shakespear... by Harvey Korman

Then I got out of the service, and I was going to be a Shakespearean actor.

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I'm not a star. by Harvey Korman

I'm not a star.

I wish there was something that - I get all those wonderful letters and wonderful acknowledgments, and I wish I could be more appreciative of what I do. But it's hard for me.

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I mean, we had on our show, we had marriages, divorces and other stuff going on. And that was just me.

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I got canceled in the middle of making the pilot. by Harvey Korman

I got canceled in the middle of making the pilot.

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But there's a lot of 50's and a lot of boomers and a lot of kids... by Harvey Korman

But there's a lot of 50's and a lot of boomers and a lot of kids in their 30's that grew up with us.

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And I went to New York and died; for 10 years I walked those pavements. I can't think of New York without feeling uncomfortable and feeling like a failure.

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Although in Abbott and Costello, and straight man was first. That... by Harvey Korman

Although in Abbott and Costello, and straight man was first. That's a very interesting concept.

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