You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. Jeff Foxworthy More Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy More Quotes From Jeff Foxworthy I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world. Jeff Foxworthy gunjobsthinking I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one. Jeff Foxworthy cowboyhorsetowns If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off. Jeff Foxworthy mustachefakepeople If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live. Jeff Foxworthy redneckbucketsblood I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain. Jeff Foxworthy huntingclimbingfishing I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke. Jeff Foxworthy redneckcowboypeople We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. Jeff Foxworthy growthemotionalchildren Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group. Jeff Foxworthy skillsplaychildren When I first started out, being from the South and going to New York or Chicago, people kept telling me to get voice lessons and 'lose that stupid accent you got.' And I'm like, 'Well, where I come from, you have the stupid accent.' Jeff Foxworthy meyoustupidpeople We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if we would just stay in that place of, 'Hey, we're all screwed up and but for the grace of God, none of us have a shot here.' We need to have a sense of humor about it; that's kind of the way I've always faced my comedy. Jeff Foxworthy placehumorgracegod
