Your characters should be as smart as you are, if not smarter. Tina Fey More Quotes by Tina Fey More Quotes From Tina Fey Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless. Tina Fey classicsleepbaby Steve Carell's Foxcatcher look took two hours to put on, including his hairstyling and make up. Just for comparison, it took me three hours today to prepare for my role as "human woman". Tina Fey rolesthreetwo I want to spend time with Oprah and I don't know what I need to do to make that happen. Tina Fey spend-timewantneeds I grew up in a family of Republicans. And when I was 18 and registering to vote, my mom’s only instruction was ‘You just go in and pull the big Republican lever.’ That’s my welcome to adulthood. She’s like, ‘No, don’t even read it. Just pull the Republican lever. Tina Fey leverswelcomemom It doesn't matter if it's a school play or a dumb TV show. It's your work. You should care about it so much that people get annoyed with you. Tina Fey tv-showsplayschool You don't just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at 'SNL' is writing to go after someone. Tina Fey snlstuffwriting At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near Rio de Janeiro was cancelled last Friday. So instead I spent the weekend cleaning my apartment. Tina Fey fridayfunnysex Ladies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: "No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then this movie about a cat." Tina Fey cancerhusbandfunny In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors. Tina Fey humorfunnyschool If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? Tina Fey tiredfunnysex There are so many quiet times you spend as a mother that aren't glorified but are a foundation for your kids. No matter what, there was always a thick safety net under this trapeze. Tina Fey safetymotherkids A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm on my game. Tina Fey humorgamesfunny The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two-year suspension for a lawyer found having jailhouse sex with a triple murder defendant she was representing. HaHa! Jokes on you dummies... I'm not really a lawyer! Tina Fey humorfunnysex In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late. Tina Fey dogtoo-lateorder In Afghanistan this week, outnumbered Northern Alliance rebels on horseback defeated Taliban forces armed with tanks. Experts say the victory is just like the story of David and Goliath and David's friend, the Stealth Bomber. Tina Fey rebelvictoryexperts In response to the escalating violence in Iraq, President Bush is delaying the return home of 25,000 troops and will actually add reinforcements to the south. Then in a symbolic gesture he pulled down the mission accomplished banner, put on a flight suit, walked backwards to a jet fighter and flew it in reverse off an aircraft carrier. Tina Fey iraqpresidenthome The Supreme Court is expected to rule this week whether banning cross burning by groups like the Klu Klux Klan violates the first amendment. The outcome could affect the entertainment at Trent Lott's Christmas party. Tina Fey burninggroupsparty A new study suggests that middle-aged adults who go on periodic drinking binges may face a heightened risk of dementia later on in life. The study is entitled, 'National Strategy for Victory in Iraq.' Tina Fey iraqriskdrinking I don't like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don't think that fighting and passion are the same thing. Tina Fey passionfightingthinking It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you look as good as you can, people will be able to pay attention to what your actually saying. Tina Fey vanitytryingpeople
