Rodney Carrington Professions : Comedian Born : October 19, 1968 Browse All Authors Top 7 quotes by Rodney Carrington I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything. Rodney Carrington hardest comedy would-be When I was little, there were three channels. Rodney Carrington three littles I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have. Rodney Carrington goes-on beer jobs You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious. Rodney Carrington right-way malicious way If I do the same act that I did in 1995, in essence you're saying (in a robotic voice), 'My mind has never changed' Rodney Carrington voice essence mind I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things. Rodney Carrington funny-marriage kids children Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels. Rodney Carrington today kids thinking Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors