Brendan Behan Professions : Poet Born : February 9, 1923 Died : March 20, 1964 Browse All Authors Top 75 quotes by Brendan Behan New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. Brendan Behan new-york spiritual funny Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. Brendan Behan psychosis inspirational people I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry. Brendan Behan funny-marriage funeral thinking Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time. Brendan Behan results tasks may I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. Brendan Behan drinking beer food Other people's interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself. Brendan Behan interruptions concentration people To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory. Brendan Behan drunk beer food I ruined my health drinking to other people's. Brendan Behan ruined drinking people The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Brendan Behan sexy marriage funny There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary. Brendan Behan advertising-business public-relations publicity One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough. Brendan Behan irish-drinking addiction enough The sun was in mind to come out but having a look at the weather it was in lost heart and went back again. Brendan Behan mind heart weather A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him. Brendan Behan role-models men inspire Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves! Brendan Behan eunuchs critics When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation. Brendan Behan talking people way Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together. Brendan Behan profession together helping Scream at God if that's the only thing that will get results. Brendan Behan scream results prayer I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It'd depend whose life. Brendan Behan capital-punishment crime imagine Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman? Brendan Behan messages clever thinking There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman. Brendan Behan miserable situation made Similar Authors Abdellatif Laabi poet Ihara Saikaku poet Abram Joseph Ryan poet Ingeborg Bachmann poet Izumi Shikibu poet Bion of Smyrna poet All Authors
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