Caroline Rhea Professions : Comedian Born : April 13, 1964 Browse All Authors Top 29 quotes by Caroline Rhea Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. Caroline Rhea guy talking inspirational Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories. Caroline Rhea compare calories accepting-yourself I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge. Caroline Rhea remember rooms thinking My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Caroline Rhea hilarious inspirational funny I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. Caroline Rhea chocolate-eggs weight-watchers easter I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing. Caroline Rhea voice sorry feels I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could. Caroline Rhea prime grew-up thinking I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests. Caroline Rhea party guests thinking I'm so into momminess. Caroline Rhea I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest. Caroline Rhea pie acting remember When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus. Caroline Rhea royal pain people I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention. Caroline Rhea desperate attention needs My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy, what is it?' 'What's what, honey?' 'The most important thing in life to remember.' 'Oh, what's that?' Caroline Rhea fathers-day girl kids Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language. Caroline Rhea language humor funny Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks. Caroline Rhea vermont home funny You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male. Caroline Rhea tin-cup males lying I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me. Caroline Rhea scare shoes feet You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed. Caroline Rhea television My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach. Caroline Rhea gymnastics daughter mother Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it.' Caroline Rhea grease brain song Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors
