Dean Martin Professions : Singer Born : June 7, 1917 Died : December 25, 1995 Browse All Authors Top 38 quotes by Dean Martin I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up! Dean Martin drinking beer hands Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime. Dean Martin tombstone When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut. Dean Martin ego party mouths I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.' Dean Martin pregnancy goodbye funny The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher. Dean Martin funny-drinking sober thinking Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by. Dean Martin girl eye brother Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart. Dean Martin home heart romantic Motivation is a lotta crap. Dean Martin crap motivation I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman. Dean Martin files gentleman wife There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. Dean Martin hollywood doe museums In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings. Dean Martin intimate feelings order I take the juice of two bottles of whisky. Dean Martin juice bottles two Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish. Dean Martin select girl wish We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball. Dean Martin chemistry baseball trying Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him. Dean Martin wife night america I think what John Legend's done is John Legend's stealing the thunder from Frank Loesser's song and my dad, john Legend should write John Legend own song if John Legend doesn't like this one, but don't change the lyrics. It's a classic, perfect song. Dean Martin entertainment I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Dean Martin day good morning people I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. Dean Martin day good you morning Similar Authors Bert McCracken singer Betty Carter singer Bing Crosby singer Brian Fallon singer Brooke Allison singer Brook Benton singer All Authors