Frank Skinner Professions : ComedianBorn : January 28, 1957 Browse All Authors Top 9 quotes by Frank Skinner A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts Frank Skinner intelligentdogfunny You can spend your whole life trying to be popular, but at the end of the day, the size of the crowd at your funeral will be largely dictated by the weather. Frank Skinner funeralweatherlife I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one. Frank Skinner funny-relationshipwifeshare So, Arsenal have signed Arsene Wenger because his name sounds a bit like the club. How long before Man Utd sign Stefan Kuntz? Frank Skinner footballsoccermen How do I relax? This might sound slightly ridiculous but I play the ukulele for at least an hour a day and I find something really blissful about it. Frank Skinner ukulelerelaxplay Professional footballers - those virile young stags of our modern culture - are near perpetual fountains of sputum. Frank Skinner fountainmodernculture We're always hearing about risk-takers whose risks paid off, but they are no braver than those whose risks end in ridicule. Frank Skinner riskbraverycourage Cider was my drink because I liked the taste and it made me stupid. Frank Skinner cidertastestupid I'm world-famous in West Bromwich. Frank Skinner world-famouswestworld Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedianAll Authors
