George Lopez Professions : ComedianBorn : April 23, 1961 Browse All Authors Top 100 quotes by George Lopez D.C. is a great place. The music, jazz, has always been great here, the restaurants have always been fantastic here. And there's been a lot of changes in this city over the last 30 years, and all for the better. George Lopez here-and-therecitiesyears It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew I couldn't not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn't quit. George Lopez quittingjunefirsts Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina! George Lopez latinaagepay if you make waffles, throw out the first one. George Lopez waffleshumorfunny I can never do nothing in this house! George Lopez humorhousefunny 80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes! George Lopez they-saidfakesaid Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! George Lopez humormomfunny Laughter survives... it has to survive. George Lopez laughter An animal has to suffer for us old-school Latinos to get what we want. George Lopez sufferinganimalschool I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food. George Lopez mexicanlittlesanimal I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity]. George Lopez lackingdiversitylooks I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic. George Lopez demographicsappealsblack-and-white The average late-night viewer is in their mid-50s and the average viewer of TBS is in their 30s and is largely African-American and Hispanic, already, before I even get there. George Lopez african-americanaveragenight I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely. George Lopez wifelonelyneeds Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too. George Lopez certificatesbirthwant I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I was afraid and started to look at people I admired, like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin and all. George Lopez exercisewritingyears My grandmother instilled in me a toughness that comes with survival. She was a tough lady and never truly enjoyed her life. She would always worry about things and I would tell her that it wasn't going to get her anywhere and it didn't. I wasn't even that smart back then, but I knew that worrying about everyone else wasn't good for her health. As Latinos, we stress and worry so much about the future when the future is today. As long as we protect what's good in our lives, we will be all right. George Lopez grandmothersmartstress When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps. George Lopez helpingtalkinglooks If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives. George Lopez medicinelaughterlaughing It's an honor to walk in the footsteps of a legend. As host I intend to honor the tradition of The Bob Hope Classic and have a great time blazing a new path. George Lopez legendsbobhonor Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedianAll Authors
