Jackie Vernon Professions : Comedian Born : March 29, 1924 Died : November 10, 1987 Browse All Authors Top 3 quotes by Jackie Vernon The meek shall inherit the earth. They won't have the nerve to refuse it. Jackie Vernon sassy nerves earth It was a small town: Ferguson, Ohio. When you entered there was a big sign and it said, "Welcome to Ferguson. Beware of the Dog." The all-night drugstore closed at noon. Jackie Vernon dog night funny When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate. Jackie Vernon three trying father Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors
