Ken Dodd Professions : Comedian Born : November 8, 1927 Browse All Authors Top 15 quotes by Ken Dodd I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her. Ken Dodd months law mother Laughter is the greatest music in the world and audiences come to my shows to escape the cares of life. They don't want to be embarrassed or insulted. They want to laugh and so do I - which is probably why it works. Ken Dodd laughter laughing world Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous feeling of relief and elation. The trouble with Freud is that he never had to play the old Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic had both lost. Ken Dodd humor night funny I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside. Ken Dodd taxes taxation pennies I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it. Ken Dodd amusing Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble! Ken Dodd trouble faces laughing My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.' Ken Dodd educational night funny Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny. Ken Dodd funny-things comedy differences Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. Ken Dodd family mother funny The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night. Ken Dodd empires trouble night Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day. Ken Dodd lonely dark men I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Punch and Judy Show and a ventriloquist's dummy, I'd perform anywhere, anytime. My parents were wonderful when I told them I wanted to be an entertainer. Ken Dodd idyllic childhood parent My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them. Ken Dodd finished teeth my-own If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got to have them. Ken Dodd humor laughing funny Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them. Ken Dodd eating monsters television Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors
