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You're suppose to sit on your ass and nod at stupid things. by Warren Zevon

You're suppose to sit on your ass and nod at stupid things.

Warren Zevon
ass stupid work
Is your head up your ass so far that you can't pull it out? by Waylon Jennings

Is your head up your ass so far that you can't pull it out?

Waylon Jennings
ass heads-up friendship
Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sic... by Wesley Willis

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.

Wesley Willis
barbers ass sick

Don't blow smoke up my ass. You'll ruin my autopsy

William Parrish
ass ruins blow

I detest limitations of any kind, and intend to establish my ass some place where I am a virgin on the police blotter.

William S. Burroughs
ass police kind
Don't be afraid of making an ass of yourself. I do it all the tim... by William Shatner

Don't be afraid of making an ass of yourself. I do it all the time and look what I got.

William Shatner
ass looks

Who knows himself a braggart, Let him fear this; for it will come to pass That every braggart will be found an ass.

William Shakespeare
bragging ass found
How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and... by Willie Nelson

How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be dragged to death?

Willie Nelson
ass locks bites
God can use the jawbone of an ass! by Winkie Pratney

God can use the jawbone of an ass!

Winkie Pratney
ass use

The difference between western and eastern intellectuals is that the former have not been kicked in the ass enough.

Witold Gombrowicz
ass differences enough
Methought I was enamour'd of an ass. by William Shakespeare

Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.

William Shakespeare
ass halloween
You gonna do somethin'? or are you just gonna stand there and ble... by Wyatt Earp

You gonna do somethin'? or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?

Wyatt Earp
ass bad-ass tombstone
On solemn asses fall plush sinecures, So keep a straight face and... by X. J. Kennedy

On solemn asses fall plush sinecures, So keep a straight face and sit tight on yours.

X. J. Kennedy
ass faces fall
Women have been kicking ass for centuries. by Yancy Butler

Women have been kicking ass for centuries.

Yancy Butler
kicking ass century
I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, go... by Zach Braff

I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?

Zach Braff
ass want men
You can't spell bass without ass by Zacky Vengeance

You can't spell bass without ass

Zacky Vengeance
spells ass bass
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