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Get your assets working for you so that your "ass" isn't working... by Robert Kiyosaki

Get your assets working for you so that your "ass" isn't working for someone else.

Robert Kiyosaki
ass assets
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the... by Robinson Jeffers

Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.

Robinson Jeffers
ass carrots pleasure
I want to dance, I want her ass. Why is she ignoring me? by Rod Stewart

I want to dance, I want her ass. Why is she ignoring me?

Rod Stewart
ass rejection want
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong. by Rodney Dangerfield

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.

Rodney Dangerfield
ass pain sex
I hope you're all Republicans. by Ronald Reagan

I hope you're all Republicans.

Ronald Reagan
ass bad-ass republican

The Germans have a word for it: Sitzfleisch. Staying power. Winning by sticking your ass to the seat and not leaving until after it's over.

Ryan Holiday
ass leaving winning
Weightless is a great equalizer. by Sally Ride

Weightless is a great equalizer.

Sally Ride
ass equalizer bad-ass
My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass. by Samuel L. Jackson

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

Samuel L. Jackson
ass dumb may
Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass. by Samuel L. Jackson

Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass.

Samuel L. Jackson
ass girl feet
All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante. by Samuel Beckett

All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.

Samuel Beckett
ass want thinking
We were the only band in history that was directed by an ass. by Scotty Moore

We were the only band in history that was directed by an ass.

Scotty Moore
ass band
When making your ass, always draw the shape of Africa. Or as Latr... by Sharon Needles

When making your ass, always draw the shape of Africa. Or as Latrice would say, the homeland.

Sharon Needles
homeland ass shapes
You were an ass long before I made one outta ya! by Shawn Michaels

You were an ass long before I made one outta ya!

Shawn Michaels
wwe ass long
A lot of social media saved my ass, so I'm totally for it. by Sky Ferreira

A lot of social media saved my ass, so I'm totally for it.

Sky Ferreira
ass media social
Why should I resent it when an ass kicks me? by Socrates

Why should I resent it when an ass kicks me?

Socrates
ass kicks should
And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass? by Spider Robinson

And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?

Spider Robinson
ass pairs pants
It is idle to play the lyre for an ass. by St. Jerome

It is idle to play the lyre for an ass.

St. Jerome
idle ass play
Work your ass off. Don't be an asshole. by Stefan Sagmeister

Work your ass off. Don't be an asshole.

Stefan Sagmeister
ass design
I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum. by Stephen Hawking

I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum.

Stephen Hawking
gum ass kicks

Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass!

Stephen Colbert
london-olympics ass funny
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