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Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it.

Mark Twain
ass government knowing
A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass. by Martin Luther

A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.

Martin Luther
fart ass miserable

A person whodoes not regard music as a marvelous creation of God, must be a clodhopper indeed and does not deserve to be called a human being; he should be permitted to hear nothing but the braying of asses and the grunting of hogs.

Martin Luther
ass music doe
It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kic... by Mark Twain

It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

Mark Twain
ass humorous funny

We intentionally didn't want to release anything when we were very young, I suppose, because we had a lot of foresight. Stuff can come back to bite you in the ass. Know what I mean?

Matthew Healy
ass foresight mean

After all we'd been through, we still couldn't take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other's throats.

Max Brooks
ass throat hands
I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55. by Mark Twain

I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.

Mark Twain
ass funny years
The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he... by Mark Twain

The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.

Mark Twain
ass gentle travel
I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point... by Michael J. Fox

I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it.

Michael J. Fox
ass want people
What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump... by Michael R. Burch

What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.

Michael R. Burch
enormous ass trump

They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind.

Michael Rosenbaum
ass high-heels trying

Obstinacy and dogmatism are the surest signs of stupidity. Is there anything more confident, resolute, disdainful, grave and serious than an ass?

Michel de Montaigne
ass stupidity serious
Is there anything so grave and serious as an ass? by Michel de Montaigne

Is there anything so grave and serious as an ass?

Michel de Montaigne
ass graves serious
The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a fr... by Miguel de Cervantes

The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death.

Miguel de Cervantes
horse-riding ass horse
The ass bears the load, but not the overload. by Miguel de Cervantes

The ass bears the load, but not the overload.

Miguel de Cervantes
ass excess bears

But my thoughts ran a wool-gathering; and I did like the countryman, who looked for his ass while he was mounted on his back.

Miguel de Cervantes
wool ass gathering

You look at material a different way when your ass is on the line financially for it. You want to know where the big laughs are, and how we're going to sell this.

Mike Judge
ass different laughing
I showed sideboob. I don't need to show ass. You get one or the o... by Mila Kunis

I showed sideboob. I don't need to show ass. You get one or the other. You don't get both.

Mila Kunis
ass shows needs
Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked. by Mike Tyson

Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked.

Mike Tyson
humbling ass
I seen her on the ave, spotted her more than once. Ass so fat tha... by Mos Def

I seen her on the ave, spotted her more than once. Ass so fat that you could see it from the front.

Mos Def
ass rap hip-hop
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