Quotes by category:Cows

Who will sell the Cow, must say the word. by George Herbert

Who will sell the Cow, must say the word.

sells cows

It's all right to pull the cow out of the mud on Sunday, provided that you don't push him in on Saturday night.

cows sunday night

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

holy cows air

All cows were like other cows, all tigers like all other tigers - What on earth happened to human beings?

cows humans earth

I think no more of taking another wife than I do of buying a cow. by Heber C. Kimball

I think no more of taking another wife than I do of buying a cow.

Heber C. Kimball

cows wife thinking

I can tell a good cowboy by the way he approaches a cow. by Henry Green

I can tell a good cowboy by the way he approaches a cow.

cowboy cows way

I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,0... by Ian Holloway

I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey.

cows car journey

Maple-trees are the cows of trees (spring-milked). by Henry Ward Beecher

Maple-trees are the cows of trees (spring-milked).

Henry Ward Beecher

cows spring tree

I have fruit trees. Cows for fresh milk, yoghurt. My own wheat. I... by Imran Khan

I have fruit trees. Cows for fresh milk, yoghurt. My own wheat. I'm basically self-sufficient.

cows self tree

Fortified plant-based milks are delicious and contain all the calcium, protein, and vitamin D of dairy products but with none of the cholesterol, lactose, hormones, or cruelty found in cow's milk.

vitamin-d vitamins cows

Cows are gentle, interesting animals. by Ingrid Newkirk

Cows are gentle, interesting animals.

cows animal interesting

Fortune is beastly - it is only suitable for cows and businessmen... by Irving Stone

Fortune is beastly - it is only suitable for cows and businessmen.

beastly cows fortune

Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have... by J. B. Morton

Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.

horse cows should-have

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too.

tone cows funny

I got out of the elevator and confronted Mr. Wexler. “Killing is wrong.” “We kill chickens,” Mr. Wexler said. “We kill cows. We kill trees. So big deal, we kill some drug dealers.” It was hard to argue with that kind of logic because I like cows and chickens and trees much better than drug dealers.

Janet Evanovich

cows drug tree

If every man works at that for which nature fitted him, the cows... by Jean de La Fontaine

If every man works at that for which nature fitted him, the cows will be well tended.

Jean de La Fontaine

wells cows men

Each one to his own trade; then would the cows be well cared for. by Jean-Pierre Claris de Florian

Each one to his own trade; then would the cows be well cared for.

Jean-Pierre Claris de Florian

cows trade work

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.

Jeremy Clarkson

cows trying honey

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. by Jim Bishop

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.

chocolate-ice-cream chips cows

Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?" "Dead pigs and cows," I said. She glanced up at me and wrinkled her nose. "They're vegetarians," I said defensively.

cows noses pigs

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