Quotes by Drinking Good liquor is not cheap. Cheap liquor is not good. Dorothy Draper liquordrinking I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host. Dorothy Parker alcoholdrinkingtwo I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem. Dorothy Parker problemdrinkingwriting Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne. Dorothy Parker envywinedrinking Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up about it. On the other hand, no one really needs to defend drinking. That's something that frustrates me as a comic: I have to play clubs where selling booze runs the business, so crowds get drunk and yell out a bunch of stupid stuff at me. Pot doesn't cause people to do that. I did a show in Amsterdam a few months ago, and people weren't yelling stuff out at all. They also weren't laughing very much, but I think they were still having a good time. Doug Benson stupiddrinkingrunning London has changed enormously and so have the English in the past decade. They're more like Americans and more like Europeans, too. They're always eating out, and when they're at home they don't cook the way they did ten years ago. They're all sitting around in cafés, like the Continentals, drinking coffee and chattering and watching the world go by. Doris Lessing coffeedrinkinghome No one really needs to defend drinking. That's something that frustrates me as a comic: I have to play clubs where selling booze runs the business, so crowds get drunk and yell out a bunch of stupid stuff at me. Doug Benson stupiddrinkingrunning The mind/body connection is like a telephone line - many telephone lines, in fact, teeming with information. Small things like drinking an orange juice with pulp or eating an apple is being received like a telephone call to your genes. Every thought, every thing you eat, every single little thing can tweak your genes activity towards healing. Deepak Chopra orange-juicehealingdrinking I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty. Doug Stanhope benefitsdrinkingknows Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them. Doug Stanhope agedrinkingpeople Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up... there are too many people. Doug Stanhope drinkingchildrenpeople I like to have a martini/Two at the very most. Dorothy Parker alcoholdrinkingtwo I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than Liberace did to the virus. It's sad to see 'em go. You see a thirty day chip on your buddy's key ring, it's like seeing a toe tag on his cold, stiff corpse. Doug Stanhope hatedrinkingfunny Three highballs, and I think I'm St. Francis of Assisi. Dorothy Parker st-francis-of-assisidrinkingthinking Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time. Doug Stanhope alcoholsickdrinking Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name. Doug Stanhope drinkinggamesplay I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George Bush says the word "evil"? Oh, I'm a wreck! You gotta do a double shot every time he says "evildoers". Chug the bottle for "axis of evil". Are you a president or an exorcist?! Doug Stanhope humordrinkingfunny I was a good student. By 8th grade, you've basically learned everything. By senior year, we was drinking, we was kickin' it, we was rapping. It wasn't really like business, hard work. Dreezy seniorrapdrinking I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better. Doug Stanhope druglastsdrinking Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. Drew Carey drinkingbeerfunny«2122232425262728293031»
