Quotes by Drinking There are two impossibilities in life: "just one drink" and "an honest politician." H. L. Mencken honestdrinkingtwo My mom always told me drinking water was the most important skin care tip. I also think the less you do to your skin the better. I'm a fan of simple and natural products. Hailey Rhode Baldwin momdrinkingthinking Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. Groucho Marx dancingdrinkingbeer Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. Hal Foster drinkingbeerfunny Why do so many young people literally die to belong to fraternities, sororities, and other college social organizations? The answer is complicated, but here is a starting point: Hank Nuwer acceptancedrinkingteacher One of the reasons I sing so much about smoking or drinking isn't about the addiction, but more so that I'm trying to let people have a good time at my shows and forget their problems. Relax and enjoy. There's not certain religions or politics sold on them. Just come out, have a beer, have a laugh, good energy from stage and have a good time. Hank Williams III drinkingbeerpeople I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark. H. L. Mencken drinkingdarkfood The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet. H. L. Mencken inventiondrinkingperfect The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind. H. L. Mencken drinkingwindmen We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine. H. L. Mencken drinkinginspirationalknowledge A major cause of the Roman Empire's decline, after six centuries of world dominance was its replacement of stone aqueducts by lead pipes for the transport and supply of drinking water. Roman engineers, the best in the world, turned their fellow citizens into cripples. Today our own "best and brightest," with the best of intentions, achieve the same end through childhood vaccination programmes yielding the modern scourges of hyperactivity, learning disabilities, autism, appetite disorders, and impulsive violence. Harris L Coulter aqueductsautismdrinking These Germans seem an odd race, a mixture of clay and spirit - what with their beer-drinking and smoking, and their slow, stolid ways, you would think them perfectly earth; but ethereal fire is all the while working in them, and bursing out in most unexpected jets of poetry and sentiment, like blossoms on a cactus. Harriet Beecher Stowe drinkingbeerthinking I don't think there is any place in football for drinking. I have said on several occasions to players: You don't put diesel in a Ferrari. Harry Redknapp playerdrinkingfootball The only relaxed boss is Big Ron. He had me drinking pink champagne - before the match. Harry Redknapp champagnebossdrinking Ordinarily my mom just sunk deeper into her corner of the couch and ignored it. She had succesfully ignored a quarter of a century of entropy and decay, had sat peacefully crunching popcorn and drinking soda while the house fell down around us. If I had to guess the number of books she read during that time, I would place the number at somewhere in the neighborhood of forty thousand. Haven Kimmel momdrinkingbook I once heard a sober alcoholic say that drinking never made him happy, but it made him feel like he was going to be happy in about fifteen minutes. That was exactly it, and I couldn't understand why the happiness never came, couldn't see the flaw in my thinking, couldn't see that alcohol kept me trapped in a world of illusion, procrastination, paralysis. I lived always in the future, never in the present. Next time, next time! Next time I drank it would be different, next time it would make me feel good again. Heather King procrastinationdrinkingthinking Was I being groomed for some special mission? What possible purpose could an existence like mine serve? When I wasn’t drinking in crappy bars, I was home by myself reading: a life that was achingly lonely, and yet perversely designed to prevent anybody from ever getting close enough to really know me. Heather King lonelyreadingdrinking Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses. Hector Hugh Munro mistresswifedrinking There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk? Heather Mills dogdrinkingfunny No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink. Gilbert K. Chesterton drinkingbeeranimal«3536373839404142434445»
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