Quotes by Drinking Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises. Jim Jefferies smartdrinkingkids Because even if they are doing something immoral, I'd be an idiot to start criticizing them for it if I wasn't perfect myself. Smoking is self-destructive. Drinking is self-destructive. Losing your temper and yelling at people is wrong. Lying is wrong. Cheating is wrong. Stealing is wrong. But people do that stuff all the time. Soon as I figure out how to be a perfect human being, then I'm qualified to go lecture other people about how they live their lives. Jim Butcher drinkinglyingcheating What are a genuine pain in the ass are all the misconceptions and outright lies. I read somewhere that in 2004 I was homeless in Seattle and drinking heavily, which came as a shock since I've never been homeless and haven't had a drink since 1982. I've also heard SEVERAL times that I'm a card-carrying member of several white-supremacist groups, when the last group I belonged to was the Boy Scouts. Jim Goad paindrinkinglying The innovations are changing now, drastically. I remember coming to Toronto from Vancouver, and on any given night in the '70s, '80s and early '90s, everything was closed at ten o'clock. There was no drinking on Sundays. Unless you stayed at a hotel, then you could get a drink. Jim Treliving sundaydrinkingnight Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover. Jimmy Breslin hangoverdrinkingideas He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with a bellyache... Babe Ruth made the music that his joyous years danced to in a continuous party... What Babe Ruth is comes down, one generation handing it down to the next, as a nation heirloom. Jimmy Cannon partybaseballdrinking When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. Jimmy Breslin drinkingbeerfood Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores. Jimmy Demaret barsdrinkinggolf The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then drove into the ditch. Jimmy Pardo lastsdrinkingsound Alcohol may also persuade us that we have found the truth about life, a comforting experience rarely available in the sober hour. Joan Acocella alcoholdrinkingcomforting I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night. Jimmy Buffett alcoholdrinkingnight Years ago, women sat in the kitchen drinking coffee and discussing life. Now they discuss the same topics while they run. Joan Benoit coffeedrinkingrunning I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me. Jimmy Buffett alcoholdrinkingmen It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice. Jim Morrison gamblingdrinkingnight I frequently counsel people who are getting frustrated about an edit war to think about someone who lives without clean drinking water, without any proper means of education, and how our work might someday help that person. It puts flamewars into some perspective, I think. Jimmy Wales drinkingwarmean I throw a kiss across the sea, I drink the winds as drinking wine, And dream they all are blown from thee, I catch the whisper'd kiss of thine. Joaquin Miller winedrinkingdream A political action committee trying to raise money for a 2016 Hillary Clinton campaign is selling “Ready for Hillary” champagne glasses and Christmas ornaments. Because if one thing improves the holidays, it's drinking mixed with politics. Jimmy Fallon holidayglassesdrinking Being twenty-something is all about taking it in: eating it, drinking it, and spitting out the seeds later. It's about being fearless, and stupid, and dangerous, and unfocused, and abandoned. It's about being in it, not on top of it Jodie Foster stupiddrinkinginspirational I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. Joe E. Lewis drinkingbeerfunny I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks. Joe E. Lewis humordrinkingfunny«4445464748495051525354»
