Quotes by Drinking What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. Mitch Hedberg humordrinkingfunny National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it. Mojo Nixon drinkingmenthinking It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning after a bender, drain a bottle of stout and say 'Ah, the chill of consciousness returns Molly O'Neill unclesdrinkingmorning No matter what ailed you, a small glass of schnapps would take care of it at once. This particular remedy was so good my grandfather would frequently take the cure even before there was anything wrong with him. Molly Picon glassesgrandfatherdrinking If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic. Mitch Hedberg hourshalfdrinking After a theatre run, it took me a long time to start drinking again during the day. Morgan Jones drinkingbeerrunning The elks, on the other hand live up in the hills, and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is very interesting to watch them come to the water hole. And you should see them run when they find it is only a water hole. What they're looking for is an 'elk-a-hole'. Morrie Ryskind drinkingspringrunning To quote Homer Simpson, alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. I don't think there's anything wrong with drinking and drug use, if people can do it and not hurt themselves. But it got to the point where I was really hurting myself. Moby hurtdrinkingthinking A few years ago, before I stopped drinking, I was feeling very sorry for myself and very drunk, and I Googled 'Moby Sucks'. In less than one second something like 20 million responses came up... yeah, there has been a lot of loathing directed towards me, and it used to drive me crazy. Moby crazydrinkingsorry Since I stopped drinking my love life has taken a really serious hit. Romantic encounters that seemed like a really good idea at three o'clock in the morning on the Lower East Side? Less so in sobriety. Moby takendrinkingmorning When Britney shaves off all her hair and beats paparazzi with umbrellas - that's what celebrities are supposed to do. They're not supposed to be reasonable, middle-aged guys drinking organic tea talking about semiotics. Moby drinkinghairtalking Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up. Morgan Freeman struggledrinkingweather I stopped drinking and realised New York still has a lot of charm, but it has become so bourgeois and affluent - and I can't really complain because I'm sort of bourgeois and affluent myself, but I like living in a place where artists and musicians and writers can actually pay the rent. Moby artistnew-yorkdrinking I figure a lot of folks are probably looking to find out if Moses Malone is into that stuff, but the closest I come to drugs is drinking a Coca-Cola. I don't want that cocaine; it's not for me. Moses Malone drugdrinkingwant I got rid of all those reporters. Myrna Loy reportersdrinking Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol. N. F. Simpson drinkingfoodreality One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. Nancy Astor educationaldrinkingtime Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. Nancy Astor husbanddrinkingbeer Drinking makes a person lose his inhibitions and give exhibitions Nancy Astor exhibitionsdrinkinggiving Drink promises you everything, but gives nothing. Nancy Astor drinkinggivingpromise«6465666768697071727374»
