Quotes by Dumb I take them 8 to 80, dumb, crippled, and crazy. Crisp and clean with no caffeine, and a pair of spandex or either tight jeans. Big Daddy Kane jeanscrazydumb I probably wasted a couple of thousand dollars on some dumb-ass clothes. Big Sean clothescoupledumb We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers. Bill Cosby dumbparentanswers We're not attempting to circumcise rules. Bill Cowher nfldumbsports No one will need more than 637Kb of memory for a personal computer Bill Gates dumbmemoriesfunny Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of ram!? Bill Gates dumbmindsilly If you can look at a crime where everything points to one answer and not see it, you're a dumb-ass. And if you can look at the deficit and not see that the problem is that the rich stopped paying taxes, you're a Republican. Bill Maher paying-taxesdumblooks I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. Bill Watterson uselessdumbstupid CALVIN: When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment. Bill Watterson growing-updumbyesterday It's all right leaping about the stage when you're 20 but when you get to 25 it gets a bit embarrassing Bill Wyman embarrassingdumbfunny Americans are so dumb! Bjork dumb Life is very important to Americans. Bob Dole dumbstupidfunny Witchcraft scum exploiting the dumb turning children into punks and slaves. Bob Dylan dumbevilchildren I've never had a problem with a dumb client. There is no such thing as a bad client. Part of our job is to do good work and get the client to accept it. Bob Gill designdumbjobs And he nipped them in the bud, right at the end Bob Holness buddumbfunny She was always young at heart, kind of dumb, kind of smart, and I loved her so. Bobby Goldsboro smartdumbheart My sister might be dumb, but that doesn't make her all that different from the rest of us. She's just like any other American. Except she's Canadian. And retarded. Bonnie McFarlane differentdumbmight I absolutely admit I had him in the handcuffs so he wouldn't go anywhere while I checked the computer... I certainly wasn't going to kill him. That's hardly going to do my career any good, is it? Boy George careersdumbfunny Never underestimate a dumb question. Brandon Boyd dumb-questionsunderestimatedumb I’ll spend my life training just for the moment I have my chance at you. I’ll wait until you think I’ve forgotten today. I’ll wait until you think it was just a dumb guild rat’s threat. After I’m a master, you’ll jump at shadows for a while. But after you jump a dozen times and I’m not there, you won’t jump just once, and that’s when I’ll be there. I don’t care if you kill me at the same time. I’ll trade my life for yours. Brent Weeks dumbwaitingthinking«1234567891011»
