Quotes by Dumb Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb. Brian Setzer voicedumbstupid I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. Britney Spears geographycanadadumb Where the hell is Australia anyway? Britney Spears australiadumbfunny There are no dumb male questions. There are dumb males, but not dumb male questions. Brooke Shields malesdumb With all due respect to Speaker Hastert, trying to eliminate the IRS by adopting a national retail sales tax is a very dumb idea. Bruce Bartlett dumbtryingideas Did you write the words, or the lyrics? Bruce Forsyth dumbwritingfunny Don't dumb it down. The audience is smart and gets what you are doing. Bruce Paltrow audiencesmartdumb I've been noticing gravity since I was very young. Cameron Diaz dumbstupidfunny The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Carl Everett dumbsay-anythingsports Brains, like cabbages, are beautiful-but in a different way. Cabbage heads are dumb and sterile, whereas brains are personal, intelligent and vibrant. Carl Pfeiffer intelligentdumbbeautiful There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand the world. There is no such thing as a dumb question. Carl Sagan dumbcriticismself I don't think this is an example of life and limb being at risk. I like the fact that our fans care. Carmen Policy dumbsportsthinking Sometimes,well,all the time,I can't think of what to say because I'm so dumb and stuff,and then maybe I think of it like five days later. Catherine Gilbert Murdock dumbstuffthinking To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god. Celine Dion niecedumbfunny Dumb nerd, scratch everything you already done heard Chamillionaire nerdhip-hopdumb It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body. Charlaine Harris dumblustmind Truth! why shall every wretch of letters Dare to speak truth against his betters! Let ragged virtue stand aloof, Nor mutter accents of reproof; Let ragged wit a mute become, When wealth and power would have her dumb. Charles Churchill dumbtruthletters Sometimes I'll have an end in mind, but it's always false, always corny, just a dumb idea anyone could have, sitting on a barstool. An abstract thesis with no real life inside it. And then I start writing and the writing itself confounds me, taking away the comfort of knowing the end in advance. How is that even possible? Doesn't the conclusion come at the end? How can you begin with one - that seems odd, right? Charles D'Ambrosio dumbrealwriting Thing is, while I know better, I like sounding ignorant. Talk like this and people figure you're about as dumb as a fencepost, which suits me fine. Makes it all that much easier to take advantage of 'em. Charles de Lint dumbignorancepeople Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir. Charles Dickens dumbhumorousfunny«1234567891011»
