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None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're... by Daniel Johns

None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle.

Daniel Johns
smartdumbstupid
People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the sa... by Daniel Keyes

People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can.

Daniel Keyes
dumbpeoplethinking

Wasn't Winston Churchill the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me... that's black.

Danielle O'Hara
dumbfunnyamerica
The clitoris contains 8,000 nerve endings. It makes it easy to ha... by Dannii Minogue

The clitoris contains 8,000 nerve endings. It makes it easy to have sex. With yourself.

Dannii Minogue
dumbfunnysex
Half this game is 90 percent mental. by Danny Ozark

Half this game is 90 percent mental.

Danny Ozark
dumbgamessilly
Debt is dumb. Cash is king. by Dave Ramsey

Debt is dumb. Cash is king.

Dave Ramsey
moneydumbkings

If you like your remote messaging fat, dumb, and interoperable, you could also look into the SOAP libraries distributed with Ruby.

Dave Thomas
librarydesigndumb
You are never as smart as you look when you win and you are never... by David B. Axelrod

You are never as smart as you look when you win and you are never as dumb as you look as you lose.

David B. Axelrod
smartdumbwinning
I always wanted to be a hairdresser. by David Beckham

I always wanted to be a hairdresser.

David Beckham
dumbwantedfunny

All this talk of using tax policy to 'assess social costs'...what a dumb idea. The only way to stop polluters is to put them against walls and shoot them.

David Brin
walldumbideas
When everything is visible and appears to be dumb, that's when th... by David Byrne

When everything is visible and appears to be dumb, that's when the details take on larger meanings.

David Byrne
visibledetailsdumb
For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomo... by David Frost

For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow

David Frost
dumbfunnybook
Don't assume I'm dumb because I wear a suit and tie. by David Mamet

Don't assume I'm dumb because I wear a suit and tie.

David Mamet
suitstiesdumb

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

David Sarnoff
creativitydumbsilly

CIA Director George Tenet has now testified before the 9/11 commission and he said we are still making the same dumb mistakes, like leaving memos on the President's desk.

David Letterman
leavingdumbmistake

The problem with learning the truth about things is that you lose the confidence that comes from being dumb.

D.B.C. Pierre
losesdumbproblem

I started realizing that I wasn't so dumb; rather, most people simply didn't know the answers to the questions that I was interested in-or they didn't care

Dean Kamen
dumbanswerspeople
We actually have not required in this law that you carry health i... by Debbie Wasserman Schultz

We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz
stupid-liberaldumblaw
In the early part of my life I carried the flame for fiery women:... by Debra Winger

In the early part of my life I carried the flame for fiery women: perky women who were not dumb.

Debra Winger
perkyflamesdumb

It's weird to make a decision where everyone in your life disapproves, pretty vocally and directly. They said, "You've got one year left. Just do it." I had a full scholarship so I didn't have to pay for it. They asked, "Why don't you just get the degree so you can have it?" And I said, "You don't understand. I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do and now I know. I have the answer and it's dumb to waste any more time."

Demetri Martin
dumbdecisionyears
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