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Erections, Ejaculations,Exhibitions and General Tales of Ordinary... by Charles Bukowski

Erections, Ejaculations,Exhibitions and General Tales of Ordinary Madness.

Charles Bukowski
ejaculation exhibitions ordinary

Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Premature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, "Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before."

Dave Attell
ejaculation humor funny

Now why the hell would I want to increase the volume of my ejaculation ? They can already hear me in the apartment next door.

Donald Fagen
ejaculation doors sex

The Lord help us!' he soliloquised in an undertone of peevish displeasure, while relieving me of my horse: looking, meantime, in my face so sourly that I charitably conjectured he must have need of divine aid to digest his dinner, and his pious ejaculation had no reference to my unexpected advent.

Emily Bronte
ejaculation horse needs

They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!

Frankie Boyle
ejaculation humor funny
Art and prayer are the only decent ejaculations of the soul. by Joris-Karl Huysmans

Art and prayer are the only decent ejaculations of the soul.

Joris-Karl Huysmans
ejaculation prayer art

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

Mel Brooks
premature-ejaculation ejaculation sex

It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humored and, as a consequence, suffer from premature laugh-ejaculation.

Nick Hornby
ejaculation stupid people
The religions of the world are the ejaculations of a few imaginat... by Ralph Waldo Emerson

The religions of the world are the ejaculations of a few imaginative men.

Ralph Waldo Emerson
ejaculation religious men

So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: "You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation." Yeah, does it look like I'm suffering? Those aren't tears on your belly.

Robert Schimmel
ejaculation wife suffering

I shall sustain a massive erection, that’s what, and I shan’t be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue and if either of you were to become pregnant I should never forgive myself.

Stephen Fry
ejaculation forgiving kind
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