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She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks. by Rodney Dangerfield

She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.

Rodney Dangerfield
fats humor funny

Yes, I was fat, but I dealt with it by simply never thinking about it. It is useful, when you are fat, to have a lot of other things to think about.

Roger Ebert
fats beauty thinking

What is clear is that consumers know a calorie isn't a calorie. There are good fats and bad fats and good proteins and bad ones.

Ronald M. Shaich
fats protein calories

Cats sleep fat and walk thin.

Rosalie Moore
fats cat sleep
Are you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian becaus... by Rosie O'Donnell

Are you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you're fat?

Rosie O'Donnell
fats modern world

Women of color: if you're over 40 and you get fat, you will work. But if you're hot and over 40 and a woman of color, they don't know what to do with you.

Rosie Perez
fats color hot

Nobody wanted the "Roseanne" show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.

Roseanne Barr
agents fats interest

Yes, the deficit doctors have their scalpels out all right, but they're not poised over the budget. That's as fat as ever and getting fatter. What they're ready to operate on is your wallet.

Ronald Reagan
wallets fats doctors
I'm known clean around the Earth. by Rudolf Wanderone

I'm known clean around the Earth.

Rudolf Wanderone
cleanliness fats earth
No one on this Earth knows how old I am. by Rudolf Wanderone

No one on this Earth knows how old I am.

Rudolf Wanderone
fats know-how earth
The women all want to dance. I dance all night every night. by Rudolf Wanderone

The women all want to dance. I dance all night every night.

Rudolf Wanderone
fats want night
If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and... by Sam Ewing

If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.

Sam Ewing
fats light ifs
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short. by Sam Ewing

Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.

Sam Ewing
insult fats too-short
John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does... by Sam Kinison

John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.

Sam Kinison
categories fats doe
I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically. by Sarah Silverman

I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.

Sarah Silverman
fats jokes care
You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. by Satchel Paige

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

Satchel Paige
fats bats balls
Who drives fat oxen should himself be fat. by Samuel Johnson

Who drives fat oxen should himself be fat.

Samuel Johnson
oxen fats should
If fear grows fat on the energy you feed it, you have to talk it... by Scilla Elworthy

If fear grows fat on the energy you feed it, you have to talk it down.

Scilla Elworthy
fats grows energy
I won't rewrite on set, but I'll just trim the fat. by Sean Durkin

I won't rewrite on set, but I'll just trim the fat.

Sean Durkin
fats
Nobody wants a fat lead singer. by Sebastian Bach

Nobody wants a fat lead singer.

Sebastian Bach
fats singers want
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