Quotes by Flu It's the internet like the flu - it just spreads like crazy. Jack Welch internetflucrazy We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him. "So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back. James Patterson swineflulows I feel good. I'm much better. Actually, I just lost 10 pounds on a new diet called the flu. Has anyone tried that one out? Jay Mohr flufeel-goodpounds When I was diagnosed with swine flu, it was a big relief that Young Saeng was with me. When everyone wouldn't eat with me, Young Saeng was the only one who ate stuff like curry with me. Kim Hyun-joong reliefflustuff Colds, ulcers, flu, and cancer are things we get. Schizophrenia is something we are. Mark Vonnegut ulcerscancerflu I wasn't prepared for the fact that grief is so unpredictable. It wasn't just sadness, and it wasn't linear. Somehow I'd thought that the first days would be the worst and then it would get steadily better - like getting over the flu. That's not how it was. Meghan O'Rourke flusadnessgrief There is no bird flu in commercial stocks. Michael E. Mann bird-fluflubird If I have a gig in the evening, I get 'the doom' at about 5 P.M., when I think I'm getting flu. Nina Conti gigsfluthinking The flu can definitely set you up for bacterial pneumonias. Paul A. Offit pneumoniaflu Flu vaccine is far and away the most underutilized. Paul A. Offit flu-vaccinevaccinesflu It [salvation] is not this flu shot mentality of an invitation of the Gospel. Paul Washer shotsflusalvation The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner! Red Buttons dinnerflutoday Depression isn't about, 'Woe is me, my life is this, that and the other', it's like having the worst flu all day that you just can't kick. Robbie Williams woe-is-meflulife-is I have been laid up with intentional flu. Samuel Goldwyn fluwittyfunny People don't always recognize how serious it can be, that there can be some serious complications from the flu and even death. People believe they'll be down for a few days and then be fine, and that's just not the case. Sarah Chalke flubelievepeople I can only speak from my own experience, and I would say that the depression I experienced feels like a chemical change. When it came over me, when it comes over me, it feels like it's coming over me like a flu. Sarah Silverman chemicalsfluspeak Ricky was "L" but he's home with the flu, Lizzie, our "O," had some homework to do, Mitchell, "E" prob'ly got lost on the way, So I'm all of the love that could make it today. Shel Silverstein fluhometoday Knowledge is the vaccination that keeps you away from the flu of misery Sri Sri Ravi Shankar vaccinationsmiseryflu For the planet's sake, I hope we have bird flu or some other thing that will reduce the population, because otherwise we're doomed. Susan Blackmore populationflubird I read the 'Old Testament' all the way through when I was about 13 and was horrified. A few months afterwards I read 'The Origin Of Species', hallucinating very mildly because I was in bed with flu at the time. Despite that, or because of that, it all made perfect sense. Terry Pratchett flubedperfect«123»
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