Quotes by Golf You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do. Bob Bruce senior knows golf I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard. Bob Bruce zero play golf You figure they cheat at the ballpark, they'll cheat on the golf course, they'll cheat in business, and anything else in life. Players may laugh about it and say it's funny, but right down in their heart, they don't think it's funny at all, and they have no respect for a person who cheats. Bob Feller player heart golf You win all the Tucsons, all the Kemps, all the Iron City Opens you can, nobody remembers. You win a Masters, nobody ever forgets Bob Goalby remembers-you winning golf Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. Bob Hope hope golf funny I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls. Bob Hope swimming work-out golf Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome. Bob Hope humorous golf funny I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club. Bob Hope silly golf beautiful I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead. Bob Hope age play golf Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink. Bob Hope hope games golf Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world. Bob Hope hope games golf Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun? Bob Hope golf fun lying Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees. Bob Hope real golf pay Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees. Bob Hope green golf pay If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him. Bob Hope play golf dirty If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right. Bob Hope ifs golf thinking I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie. Bob Hope caddies golf lying I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105. Bob Hope ifs age golf Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass. Bob Hope player golf sports President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes. Bob Hope painting president golf «1112131415161718192021»
