Quotes by Golf I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters. Bob Hope sweaters giving-up golf If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it. Bob Hope fighting games golf Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded. Bob Hope vices president golf I tell jokes to pay my green fees. Bob Hope green golf pay We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf. Bob Hope waiting mistake golf That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score. Bob Hope dieting weight-loss golf Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls. Bob Hope balls play golf I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there. Bob Hope get-up names golf A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream. Bob Hope shooting fields golf I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters. Bob Hope sweaters giving-up golf My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off! Bob Hope balls old-friends golf I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.' Bob Hope swings pain golf Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top. Bob Hope red easy golf US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA! Bob Hope gerald-ford president golf It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded. Bob Hope wounded courses golf If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about. Bob Hope balls worry golf We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot. Bob Hope play spring golf Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags. Bob Hope bags golf firsts I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur. Bob Hope humorous golf funny Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole. Bob Hope lasts nine golf «1213141516171819202122»