Quotes by Golf Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision. Bernhard Langer indecision decision golf You know why the game of golf is popular? Very easy, it's a great game. Bernhard Langer games golf sports We all know, the ones who play golf, know what a wonderful game it is and what a great past-time it is. Bernhard Langer golf sports past It’s up to the captain. I certainly feel my golf is worthy of playing in the Ryder Cup. But I’m not sure I’m on the radar screen of Paul McGinley. Bernhard Langer captains cups golf I'm certainly not a saint out there on the golf course. In fact, far from it. Like when you make a three-putt and become upset. I take one step back and remember there are more important things going on in the world than golf. Bernhard Langer upset important golf Wherever we play golf, people come out here to get autographs. They obviously come out to watch us play and see us in action, but they also want to interact with us. Bernhard Langer play golf sports That's the difference between golf and many other sports. You go to some other sporting events, they just leave you or give you the cold shoulder and move on. Bernhard Langer golf sports moving When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth. Bernie Mac ice beer golf I'm from Southern California, so I feel much more comfortable with a golf club in my hand than I do a weapon. Bert Blyleven california golf hands I always said you have to be really smart or really dumb to play this game well. I just don't know where I fit in. Beth Daniel smart stupid golf I have always had a drive that pushed me to try for perfection, and golf is a game in which perfection stays just out of reach. Betsy Rawls perfection games golf I feel it's important to be active. People who retire, sit by their swimming pool and golf course and plan to relax have a very empty life. Betty Ford empty-life swimming golf After years of patient study (and with cricket there can be no other kind), I have decided that there is nothing wrong with the game that the introduction of golf carts wouldn't fix in a hurry. Bill Bryson games golf years It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of nowhere comes this speeding camouflaged golf cart and this guy starts yelling at me, 'What do you think you're doing!' The guy wrote my name down and began to follow me before I got really scared and took off as fast as I could. Bill Burr yelling golf thinking I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards. Bill Cosby exercise golf funny Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores. Bill Cosby honor golf culture He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall humor golf funny I find golf very relaxing. It's a way to get away from work and get outside. It's a lot of fun, and once you get going it's almost kind of addictive. Bill Gates golf fun sports But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything - your diet, how to live your life, how to improve your golf. The lot. I have always had a thing against the Mister Know-It-Alls. Bill Murray golf advice people When you did the job, you thought you were just trying to amuse your friends who are all on the job. I'm just trying to make the sound guy laugh, the script supervisor. A movie like Caddyshack, I can walk on a golf course and some guy will be screaming entire scenes at me and expecting me to do it word for word with him. It's like, 'Fella, I did that once. I improvised that scene. I don't remember how it goes'. But I'm charmed by it. I'm not like, 'Hey, knock it off'. It's kind of cool. Bill Murray golf jobs laughing «910111213141516171819»
