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Publicity is like eating peanuts. Once you start you can’t stop. by Andy Warhol

Publicity is like eating peanuts. Once you start you can’t stop.

Andy Warhol
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Peanut butter is pâté for children. by Brigitte Bardot

Peanut butter is pâté for children.

Brigitte Bardot
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I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I wa... by Charles M. Schulz

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Charles M. Schulz
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Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker. by Charles M. Schulz

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

Charles M. Schulz
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I'm dying and all I hear are insults! by Charles M. Schulz

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

Charles M. Schulz
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My mind reels with sarcastic replies. by Charles M. Schulz

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

Charles M. Schulz
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I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.

Dana Gould
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Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone.

Dana Gould
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I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a... by Dana Gould

I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter.

Dana Gould
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Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity. by Diana Vreeland

Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity.

Diana Vreeland
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You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread pe... by Dick Van Dyke

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

Dick Van Dyke
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Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys. by Dorothy Salisbury Davis

Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.

Dorothy Salisbury Davis
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Peanut butter is the pate of childhood. by Florence Fabricant

Peanut butter is the pate of childhood.

Florence Fabricant
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Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut. by Frank Zappa

Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.

Frank Zappa
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I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

Grumpy Cat
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I`m like a peanut butter sandwich. by Gwen Stefani

I`m like a peanut butter sandwich.

Gwen Stefani
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In spite of the poor economy, almost 70 percent of Americans occasionally splurge on luxury items -- like a blanket on a plane, or a peanut.

Jay Leno
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I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!

Jim Gaffigan
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I'm a peanut farmer at heart, still grow peanuts on my farm in Ge... by Jimmy Carter

I'm a peanut farmer at heart, still grow peanuts on my farm in Georgia.

Jimmy Carter
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I literally went from being unable to play my rent to being on a plane the next day, being paid peanuts.

Johnny Depp
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