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Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothp... by Albert Brooks

Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste.

Albert Brooks
toothpaste entertainment trying
There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about... by Bill Bryson

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.

Bill Bryson
toothpaste littles thinking

When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn't committing a hostile act.

Ellen Goodman
toothpaste middle persons

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!

Ellen DeGeneres
toothpaste humor funny
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get... by H. R. Haldeman

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in.

H. R. Haldeman
toothpaste campaigns political
You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube. by H. R. Haldeman

You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube.

H. R. Haldeman
tubes cant toothpaste
When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste. by Julie Garwood

When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste.

Julie Garwood
brushes toothpaste teeth
Inflation is like toothpaste. Once it's out, you can hardly get i... by Karl Otto Pohl

Inflation is like toothpaste. Once it's out, you can hardly get it back in again.

Karl Otto Pohl
toothpaste inflation economics

Once you squeeze toothpaste out, you can't put it back into the tube. The same is true with our words. Once we say something hurtful, we can't take it back

LeBron James
toothpaste hurtful our-words

I thought I started acting at 5 or 6, it was really when they were interviewing real families for a toothpaste commercial. They interviewed our family.

Mara Wilson
toothpaste acting real
I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got... by Mitch Hedberg

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.

Mitch Hedberg
toothpaste humor funny
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