A combustion engine of ambition and disappointment. Tina Fey More Quotes by Tina Fey More Quotes From Tina Fey Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Tina Fey girlsarcasticathlete And I can see Russia from my house. Tina Fey saturday-night-liverussiahouse Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. Tina Fey obstaclescareerswitty You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. Tina Fey smarthumorwitty Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing! Tina Fey armsrocksyears You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible. Tina Fey parentinghumorinspiring A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss. Tina Fey bossbabyschool If you ever start to feel good about yourself... Tina Fey about-yourselfinternetfeel-good Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion. Tina Fey delusionhilarioushard-work You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it. Tina Fey sweating Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you. Tina Fey bossypants So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?” If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you’re in charge, don’t hire the people who were jerky to you. Tina Fey funny-motivationalwittyinspirational Thomas Jefferson—another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in Charlottesville, you had to be either a Martha Jefferson or a Sally Hemings. Tina Fey whiteplayboys There are no mistakes only opportunities. Tina Fey successfulmistakeinspirational To me YES, AND means don't be afraid to contribute. Always make sure you're adding something to the discussion. Your initiations are worthwhile. Tina Fey discussionworthwhilemean Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it. Tina Fey confidenceself-esteemmotivational In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people. Tina Fey partysorryfunny Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Tina Fey adorablehumorbaby To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. Tina Fey trollbridgeswitty If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?” Tina Fey hilariousinspiringinspirational
