A hole is a hole has always been my motto. Eric Andre More Quotes by Eric Andre More Quotes From Eric Andre If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke. Eric Andre jokesbehindsifs I have a karaoke punk band called The Ungrateful Dead, but we don't exist yet. Eric Andre deadungratefulpunkband I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind. Eric Andre rememberedjokesimportantwant I've never seen 'The Goonies.' I've never seen 'Indiana Jones.' I watched 'UHF' over and over again when I was little, and that was it. I had no time for any other movies. I watched 'Naked Gun,' 'UHF,' and 'Airplane!' over and over. Eric Andre moviesairplaneguntime I think journaling is a key to success. You can set clear goals for yourself. You can start noticing repetitive behavior patterns and see the type of things that keep bothering you, and then you can have a bird's eye view of it. Eric Andre goalsyousuccessbird I was eating beans by candle light for a decade. Eric Andre decadecandlelighteating I don't think I would do a straight late-night talk show, like a 'Tonight Show' kind of thing. But I'm open to whatever is done well. I don't have any agenda. I'm not like Fugazi - I'm not trying to be just so punk rock until I die. Whatever is funny is good. Eric Andre diegoodthinkfunny Half the shows on Comedy Central are just multi-cam blue sets, and they kind of look like game shows from the '90s. It's like, 'Why do such a bland corporate aesthetic when the sky's the limit with what you can do?' Eric Andre gameyouskyblue I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome and fun, but it was retarded. Eric Andre livejobeventsfun I grew up in Boca Raton, Florida - the worst place on earth. Eric Andre placeupworstearth Hannibal Burress is my polar opposite in energy. I can be crazy, and he grounds the 'Eric Andre Show.' Eric Andre oppositei-cancrazyenergy You know something is a hit comedically if you can just call up one of your friends and belt out a line from the show and you both start laughing. Eric Andre startknowyoufriends It's funny - almost every comedian that I started out with moved to L.A., except for my two friends Hannibal Buress and Amy Schumer. And my two friends that are doing the best in comedy, the most successful friends I have, are Hannibal Buress and Amy Schumer. Eric Andre bestfriendscomedyfunny I don't really know how music and comedy are similar. I try never to dissect it theoretically or academically. Eric Andre neverknowcomedymusic From 'Chappelle's Show' to 'Tosh.0,' there's so much race comedy. It's overdone. Eric Andre showmuchcomedyrace Dan Curry is the funniest guy in the world. I can sit in a room with him for hours, and he's just cracking me up constantly. And Kitao is the next Terry Gilliam. A lot of comedy directors are just comedic writers, but they don't have any sense of aesthetic or visual vocabulary. Eric Andre meaestheticcomedyworld I like Velvet Underground, but I was never really hardcore into them. I like them, and I like Nico, but I won't front like I'm super knowledgeable. I just never got around to it. Eric Andre gotneverjustlike I loved 'Space Ghost' when I was in college. Eric Andre lovedspacecollegeghost I was a class clown since second grade. Eric Andre class-clownsecondclownclass 'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't go back to the way it was after 'The Simpsons' came out. Eric Andre backgocomedyway
